A Life of Piracy for Me.

September 19th, 2015, 8:50 am

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Arrr! Tis the tyme to be a talkin like a pirate!

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EbenezerSplooge, September 18th, 2015, 8:18 am     Reply

Today There Be Pirates!

Sam the Man: I've got that wench's melons to the back of me... And the queen's in front of me. I ought to just run away and become a pirate!
Pork Smelly: Uh oh, I don't like where this is heading...
Jeebes: Er.. Sir? I'm sure a life of piracy is a good choice. Talking like a pirate day is all fun and laughs, but I'm fairly certain the queen will have you keel hauled or worse and I doubt it would be worth it in the end.
Sam the Man: Well shiver me timbers! The Queen's keel hauling doesn't scare me! Piracy it is! Let's make way for death and adventure!
Pork Smelly: I knew it. Now where heading AWAY from the food. Stop him, little fella, My stomach can't survive much longer...
Jeebes: Great. Diseases and gallows ahead... At least I know how to swim.
Arrr, stand fast a new update in celebration of Talk like a Pirate Day I also uploaded Talk Like A Pirate Comics today for: Pirate Booty and PronQueens.

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MidnightDStroyer (Guest), September 25th, 2015, 11:35 pm     Reply

Well, at least they won't have to worry about scurvy dogs on board the ship. Scurvy PIGS, on the other hand...