Sam the Man: I've got that wench's melons to the back of me... And the queen's in front of me. I ought to just run away and become a pirate! Pork Smelly: Uh oh, I don't like where this is heading... Jeebes: Er.. Sir? I'm sure a life of piracy is a good choice. Talking like a pirate day is all fun and laughs, but I'm fairly certain the queen will have you keel hauled or worse and I doubt it would be worth it in the end. Sam the Man: Well shiver me timbers! The Queen's keel hauling doesn't scare me! Piracy it is! Let's make way for death and adventure! Pork Smelly: I knew it. Now where heading AWAY from the food. Stop him, little fella, My stomach can't survive much longer... Jeebes: Great. Diseases and gallows ahead... At least I know how to swim.
Arrr, stand fast a new update in celebration of Talk like a Pirate Day.