Sam the Man: I've got that wench's melons to the back of me... And the queen's in front of me. I ought to just run away and become a pirate! Pork Smelly: Uh oh, I don't like where this is heading... Jeebes: Er.. Sir? I'm sure a life of piracy is a good choice. Talking like a pirate day is all fun and laughs, but I'm fairly certain the queen will have you keel hauled or worse and I doubt it would be worth it in the end. Sam the Man: Well shiver me timbers! The Queen's keel hauling doesn't scare me! Piracy it is! Let's make way for death and adventure! Pork Smelly: I knew it. Now where heading AWAY from the food. Stop him, little fella, My stomach can't survive much longer... Jeebes: Great. Diseases and gallows ahead... At least I know how to swim.
Arrr, stand fast a new update in celebration of Talk like a Pirate Day I also uploaded Talk Like A Pirate Comics today for: Pirate Booty and PronQueens.
Honestly if I were the author I'd scrap all the pages after The Ogre Incident (which was funny) and rewrite with better art and dialog. Maybe spread the textwalls over more art. Maybe add more action or at least (especially later on) backgrounds with the occasional sight-gag.